The Oscars took place last Sunday night, and what a shit show it was. First off, all of the movies that were nominated this year are reasonable justifications for suicide. Not because they are bad, but because they are so depressing, I’m pretty sure there was a national increase in Lexapro prescriptions over the last… Read More Envelopegate Exposed
I was looking at this intriguing Buzzfeed article that was created from submissions by the “Buzzfeed Community.” Their words not mine. People were asked to submit inspirational quotes that they use as their “life mantras”. Once again their words not mine. I would probably rather tell a room of people that I have chlamydia than… Read More Inspiration or Desperation?
I was watching Say Yes to the Dress on TLC the other night, as one does, and there was a commercial that was constantly playing. It felt like the equivalent of being in North Korea and the only thing on TV is Kim Jong Un propaganda. TLC has about three different commercials that they play… Read More TLC – Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cheaters
Roughly two years ago I made the decision to delete my Instagram. I know, what a brave and bold action on my behalf. #not I had my Instagram for several years, and not to be dramatic, but I think it was ruining my life. I don’t mean this in the pretentious “I am so above… Read More Instagram Deletion
There were some trends in 2016 that were positive. I really can’t think of any off the top of my head (and by off the top of my head I mean I’ve been pondering this the last 3 days) but I know they exist. However, there were some horrible trends that reared their ugly head.… Read More oBITCHuary
As I have stated and complained about in prior posts, I work as a lifeguard at a retirement community. I only have two weeks left doing this arduous and mentally draining labor, before I move on to greener pastures. As a way of celebrating my departure, I thought I would reflect on some of the… Read More Seizure World Adventures
So to get into the holiday spirit, I thought I would make a playlist. Not one with actual holiday songs, or that even remotely mentioned the holiday season. The title of this is probably misleading. But that’s fine. I’m compiling this collection of songs so that you can be the boldest and bitchiest version of… Read More Merry Bitchmas and a Bitchy New Year: Holiday Song Selections