Envelopegate Exposed

The Oscars took place last Sunday night, and what a shit show it was. First off, all of the movies that were nominated this year are reasonable justifications for suicide. Not because they are bad, but because they are so depressing, I’m pretty sure there was a national increase in Lexapro prescriptions over the last… Read More Envelopegate Exposed

Netflix and Kill

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Or as it is known for some of you: day to post on social media how fucking pathetic and tragic you are. The “forever alone” posts are embarrassing and self-indulgent. No one fucking cares. The constant complaints just make you sound like Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother, who… Read More Netflix and Kill